30 Garma-Gram Non Veg Jokes Hindi in 2019

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Suresh: Interview to theek hua, lekin last mein woh english mein kuchh boli “Show me your testimonial”.

Rakesh: To phir. Suresh: Mujhe lagta hai ki main ghalat cheez dikha ke aa gaya hoon.

Pappu: “Mom, Aap blouse mein paise kyun rakhti ho?” Mom: “Taaki tere papa ko pata na chale” Pappu: “Mom aap bhi na, bechare papa roz kaamwali ke blouse mein dhoondte rehte hain”

At sex toy shop Girl: Duplicate lund ka section kaha hai? Clerk: Wahan par hai Maam. Girl : Woh red waala kitne ka hai? Clerk: O hawas ki pujaran, woh aag bujjane ka cylinder hai.

Bachcha maa se: Maa yeh pregnant kya hota hai? Maa ne gusse se dekha to woh samjha ki gusse ko pregnent kehte hain. Agle din school se laute samay bachcha ek ladki ke upar gir gaya. Ladki ki maa chillaayi “Yeh kya badtameezi hai” Bachcha “Arre main gira teri beti par hoon aur pregnant tu ho rahi hai”

Girls hostel mein ladkiyan cycle chala rahi thi aur bahut chilla rahi thi. . Madam boli: shor mat karo, dheere-2 maza lo varna kal cycle mein seet lagwa dungi.????

Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ko Ape Ek Dost Ke Sath Sote Dekh Liya. Usne Aav Dekha Na Taav Bandook Uthayi Aur Dost Ko Goli Maar Di. Biwi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Mein Aake Boli. Biwi: “Tum Apne Gusse Pe Kaabu Rakho, Warna Ek Din Apne Sare Dosto Se Haath Dho Bethoge“!!

Parents Raat Ko Sex Kar Rahe Thhey Achanak Hi Bache Ki Neend Khull Gayi Papa: “Beta Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Kya?”Beta: “Jab Kisi Ki Maa Chudh Rahi Ho To Bachhe Ko Kese Neend Aayegi“

Panditji fati dhoti me mandir me matha tekne ko jhuke toh ek aurat ne uski g-and daan patra samajh 1 Rupya dal diya. Pandit bola: thoda age hath karke ab GHANTI bhi Baja do!!

Army Ki Bharti Ke Liye Medical Checkup Karvane Wale Ladkon Ki Line Lagi Hui Thi. Doctor Ek Ladke Ki Gaand Check Kar Raha Tha, Achanak Se Puchha. Doctor: Beedi Peete Ho? Ladka Sharmate Hue: Kyu Saab, Gaand Se Dhuan Nikal Raha Hai Kya?

SUHAG RAAT WIFE: Piche nahi aage dalte hai Sardar: Tuje kaise pata? WIFE: Mera dost mere aage se dalta tha Sardar: Chup kar mera dost mere pichhe dalta tha!!

non veg double meaning joke

College Girl Fees Counter Par Khadi Thhi Fees Collector Se Boli: “Sir, Le Lo Na” Sir: “2 Minutes Ruko Araam Se Lunga” Ladki: “Arey Jaldi Lelo Fir Nahi De Paungi, Mera Period Shuru Hone Wala Hai“!!

Ladki Bus Stop Par Whisper Ka Packet Lekar Khadi Thi, Bhikari: Kuch De Do, Ladki : Kuch Nahi H, Bikhari: Ye Bread Ka Packet Hi De Do, Ladki: Kal Aana Sauce Laga Kar Dungi.

Girls Hostel Mein Light Chali Gayi, To Ladkiyan Chillayi “Kisi Aadmi Ko Bulao” Warden Boli “Bahut Raat Ho Gayi H”, Apni Mombatti Se Kaam Chalao.

Boy : Bhai Sahab Ek Condom Dena, Girlfriend Ko Gift Karna H, Dukandar : Is Pe Gift Cover Chada Doon, Boy : Yahi To Cover H Gift To Mere Pass H.

Bacha : Aunty Hum Mil Kar Fruit Chat Ki Dukan Khole, Aunty : Beta Lekin Custmor Kaise Aayenge? Bacha : Main Aawaz Lagaunga, “10 Ruppey Mai Aunti Ki Chaat Lo.

Ek Police Wale Ne Ek Call Girl Ko Pakda Or Bola Sali Rakect Chalati H, Dandha Karti H, Callgirl : Nahi Sahib Mein To Salesgirl Hu, Condom Ki Marketing Karti Hu, Or Trial To Dena Hi Padta H.

Ek Sardar Bistar Par Apni Biwi Se Thoda Upar Upar Daye Baye Itna Nahi Thoda Daye Hokar Piche Ho Or Halka Sa Aage Le, Sardarni: Tum S*X Kar Rahe Ho Ya L*Nd Ko Parking Mein Laga Rahe Ho.

Ek Ladka Ladki Chod-Ne Gaya, Us Ne Ladki Ko Nanga Kiya Or Ulta Jhuka Ke Bola Tumhari Ch*T Par To 1 Bhi Baal Nai Hai Kyun? Ladki: Bhos-Di Ke Chod-Ne Aaya Hai Ya “KANGI” Karne

Bunty :- Babli Honnymoon Manane Paris Gaye, Babli :- Darling Hum Pehle Hotel Ke Room Me, Jayenge Ya AFL Tower Dekhenge, Bunty :- Pehle Room Me, Kyunki AFL Tower To Kal Bhi Khada Rahega.

Non veg Shyari in hindi

Jab Tere Chiku The, Hum Tere Pichu The, Jab Tere Aam Hue Sab Pareshan Hue, Jab Tere Kharbhuje Hue Sab Bade Ajube Hue, Jab Tere Jhul Gaye Sab Tujhe Bhul Gaye.

Aids Par Kaabu Paane Ka Assan Tarreka Ek Ke Ander Ek C0nd0m Daalkar Uska Use Kare, Dono Ke Beech Mein Lal Mirch Powder Daal Le, Agar…… Upar Ka Fata To Ladki Ko Pata Chalega , Or Ander Ka Fata To Ladke Ko Pata Chal Jayega.