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Husband & Wife Boxing ka match mehnga ticket khareed kar dekhne gaye . 1 Boxer ne 1st minute mei hi doosre ko knock out kar diya . Husband : Oh Shit . Biwi : Ab Aap ko patta challa k 1 minute mein ” KHEL ” khatam hone par kitna ghussa aata hai

Pappu apni girlfriend se sex karte huye, Romantic baate kar rha tha. Girlfriend – Jaanu wada karo, Tum mera dil nahi todoge. Pappu – Nahi pagal, Mera panis itana lamba nahi hain.

Girl Friend: Mera rishta aaya hai aur shadi hone wali hy. Boy Friend: That’s Good, Phir to hum condom ke bina sex kar sakenge.

Ladka: “Kash main teri bra hota, to sara din tere boobs se chipka rahta” Ladki: “Main kisi aur se dabva rahi hoti, aur tu zameen par dhool chat raha hota”

Wife: Agar dunia sirf 30 minute mein khatam ho rahi ho to tum kya karna chahoge? Husband: Off course Sex. Aur baki ke 29 Minutes?-

Son: (pointing to the breast) Mom ye kya hai? Mom: Ye balloon hai. Son: Mom aapke balloon kamwali ke balloon se chhote kyun hain? Mom: Tune kamwali ke kab dekhe? Son: Jab papa hawa bhar rahe the.

Minister To Wife: Sach Sach Batao,Kitni Bar Humse Bewafai Ki Hai ? Wife: 3 Baar, Minister: Kab Kab? Wife: Jab Aapka Heart Ka Operation Hua Tha, Dr.K Pas Gayi Thi, Fir Jab Aap Jail Me Band Hue To Judge K Pas Gayi Thi, Minister: Aur Kab? Wife: Jab Aapko Sarkar Banani Thi Aur Aapke Paas 76 MLA Kam The..!

Agar reliance wala BRA banayega to slogan kya hoga. -Come on India Karlo Mumme muthi me.

appu ki nayi nayi shadi huyi. Suhagrat ke din pappu ne dulhan ko nanga karke, Uske niche mombatti jalakar rakh di. Dulhan – Kutte pagal hain kya ? Pappu – Dosto ne btaya tha, Sex karne se pahale garm karne se jyeda maja aata hain. ????

Kisan ki suhagrat thi. Apni patni ke pet pe hath phekar bola – Ye meri jamin hain, Isme main aalu bounga, aur so gya. Agale din boobs dawate huye – Ye mere aalu hain, inka main bij bnaung. Tisre din jaise hi usne patni ki kamar me hath dala. patni gusse se – Agar aaj tune mere andar gajar nahi boyi, To main ye jamin kisi aur ko de dungi. ????-

Girl: condoms Dena.. Shopkeeper(masti main): kis liye -e-e-e Girl(Gusse se): Tere baap ko gift karungi, taki tere jaisa dusra CHUTIYA paida na kare….-

Shop pe Ladki ne 36 ki Bra li or trial room me kameez uttar ke dukandar ko andr bulaya. Dukandar ne Boobs dekh ke chusna shuru kar diye jin pe behoshi ki dawa lagi hui thi, Wo behosh ho gaya. Ladki ne shop ka tamam Cash liya & jate hue shishe pe likh gai: Khula Dudh Sehat ke lie Hanikarak Hai

Ek Admi gusse me Biwi se bola- Dil karta hai ki aaj tere tukde tukde kar k idhar udhar fek Du. Achanak pados me se awaaz aayi.. Bhai ‘choot’ idhar fekna.

बंता: संता बता सकते हो सबसे अच्छी मेडीसिन कौन सी है? संता: बियाग्रा! बंता: वो कैसे? संता: क्योंकि उसका कोई साइड इफेक्ट नहीं है सिर्फ फ्रंट इफेक्ट है!

अस्पताल में… इतनी सारी नर्सेज़ होने के बावजूद… : : : : रक्तदान करते समय, हाथ में… रबर की बॉल क्यों पकड़ाई जाती है…?? ???????????? मै इसका विरोध करता हूँ

इसे केहते है “खौफ” एक medical store पर . लङका :- 50 कंडोम देना . पास में खङी 2 लङकियाँ हँसने लगी । . लङका : 52 देना । . . दोनो लङकिया गायब???

Boy- I Want To Sex With U Girl- Tamij Se Baat Karo Boy- Alla Tala Ke Fazlo Karam Se Khuda Ka Ye Nek Banda Ap Mohtarma Ko Arju-E-Fitrat Se Be Inteha Ch*Dna Chahta Hai….

Teacher : Hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai. Chotte : Papa mujhe sab pata hai Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Chotte : Mummy muje sab pata hai Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Chotte (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai Ramu kaka : Aa mera beta apne baap ke gale lag jaa..!

Teacher ne kaha – Translate hindi to english, “khushi ke maare uski chhaati phool gai”. Santa translated – “Due to happiness his chest turned in to breast”!!!

Santa: Tera baap doctor hai, phir bhi tu bimar ho gaya. Kitne sharam ki baat hai? Banta: BC tera baap bhi to condom bechta hai, phir bhi to tu paida hua na chutiye.

Ek ladki ne jor se kaha Abdul teri maa ka bhosda, madarchod…Paas khade sadhu ne kaha beti aisa nahi bolte hai, kya baat hui. Ladki boli-usne mere boobs dabaye. Baba ne boobs dabakar kaha – aise dabaye.. Ladki – haa baba, phir usne mere kapde khole. Baba ne uske kapde kholkar bole -aise. Ladki – haa baba Baba – is par gali dena shobha nahi deta. Ladki – phir usne mujhe litakar chod diya. Baba ne chodkar bole aise choda. Ladki – haa baba Baba – isme bhi gali dena shobha nahi deta. Ladki – baba usne chodne ke bad bataya ki use aids hai. Baba :- abdul madarchod….. Teri maa ka bhosda