20+Cool Status Quotes And Pictures For Whats App

Use our collection of Cool Quotes and Cool Picture Quotes to Make your Profile look cooler with these cool status updates.

Cool Status for Whats app
Totally available!! Please disturb me!!

I knew, I was born to be a pessimist. Because My blood group type is B Negative

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Monday, please fix it

Or, you know.. DON’T text back.. that’s cool too.

Self-control is the ability to stay cool when someone is making you HOT.

Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress YOU.


Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit ….wisdom is not putting is a fruit salad.

Life must go on 🙂

A smile suits every kind of clothes.

They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass.

Nowadays, “Cool” means- “I really don’t care.”

Doing the Moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoe.

Cool Status for Whats app
Don’t you just love it when you flip your pillow over and its cool on the other side 🙂

Some People call me mike, you can call me tonight.

Behind this smile is, everything you will never understand.

The Problem is not the Problem, Problem is your attitude about the problem.

I can see you checking My whats app status.

I’m not weird, I’m Limited Edition.

If you ain’t first, You’er Last.

Best Dream Happens When eyes are open.

I don’t stop when i’m tiered, I stop when I’m done.

If procastination was an olympic event ,I’d compete in it later.

I don’t make mistakes, I just date them !!

I m cool but global warming made me hot..

Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.

100,000 sperms and i was the fastest 😉

I Loved A Girl and She Broke my heart….. Now every piece of my heart love Different Girls…. People called it flirt That’s Not fair..

Early morning Cheerfulness can be Extremely obnoxious.

Better the Vacuum cleaner the better it sucks!!