Best Collection of Alcohol Quotes with Pictures, 10 Awesome Quotes about Alcohol from Famous People, Funny and True Alcohol Quotes.
My boss didn’t know I drank, till one day I came to work sober.
Of course I am gonna drive. I am too drunk to walk.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
I only drink on 2 occasions when I’m thirsty and when I’m not Source.
It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.
To alcohol! The cause of… and solution to… all of life’s problems
Lips that touch liquor touch other lips quicker.
Act single, see double, drink triple.
Good friends make the world go round, but good beer makes the room go round.
I drink because I work, I work so I can drink.
4 beers-20 dollars 2 martini’s 19 dollars 6 jello drops-12 dollars 1 shot of grey goose-6 dollars taking home 2 hot girls who just drank all of the above: PRICELESS
When life gives you lemons; ask for tequila and salt.
Im not an alcoholic…i just go to the meetings to meet new drinking buddies!!
Why am I so thirsty? when I drank so much last night?
Whiskey and Beer are a man’s worst enemies… But the man that runs away from his enemies is a coward!.
Top 10 Quotes about Alcohol from Famous People
“I got so wasted one night I waited for the stop sign to change, and it did.”
~ Steve Krabitz
“When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.”
~ Jimmy Breslin
“I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.”
~ Joe E. Lewis
“When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.”
~ Frantois Rabelais
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
~ Benjamin Franklin
“Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.”
~ Catherine Zandonella
“Why don’t you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?”
~ The Major and the Minor
“Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I’m thirsty, not dirty.”
~ Joe E. Lewis
“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
~ Frank Sinatra
“I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.”
~ Oscar Levant
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