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Whatsapp Funny Jokes for Girls

Funny Jokes for girls to share on whatsapp. Best Collection of the Jokes For girls to share on any social Media.
Collection of 50 Awesome Girls Boys Jokes (Hindi+English) To Share on Whatsapp.

Funny Jokes For Girls

Ladka: Tum Sabhi boys Ko Bhai Kyu Bolti Ho?

Ladki: Mera Koi Bhai Nahi Hai..

Ladka: Tera Pati Bhi Toh Nahi Hai..

**Slapped**

 

Our generation’s sleeping schedule depends on
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The percentage of battery remaining in the phone…

 

A Girl’s character represents
the character of her family.
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Where as
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A Boy’s character represents his friends

 

Boy – khana bana leti ho
Girl – nahi
Boy – aur kuch bana leti ho?
Girl – haan selfie lete time mu bana leti hu!!

 

Last night my boyfriend
and I got into a fight.
I told him to get what’s his and leave.
He picked me up and walked out the door.
I really love him

 

1 Girl to Another: Kal sapne me mujhe koi..
chakku se mar raha tha!!!

2nd Girl: Tu dar mat
agar sapne sach hote to me
roz subah pregnant hoti..!!

 

Punch Of The Day
Once A Man Asked God
Why all girls are so cute & sweet
And all wifes are always angry?
God answered :
Girls are made by me…
And you make them wife’s!!!

 

Never make a women cry…

There is nothing more expensive than a female tear….

When a single drop comes out,
it 1st mixes with
‘Loreal’ eyeliner (Rs.650) &
‘Dior’ mascara (Rs.2500)..

Then when it rolls down the cheek, it mixes with
‘D&G’ blusher (Rs.2500)…

finally when it touches the lips, it gets mixed with
‘Maybelline’ lipstick (Rs.350)…

This means that a single drop is ruining Rs.6000!!

 

Wo boli ki kuchh aisa karo ki
main romantic ho Jaun…

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Maine apna memory card he de diya..!!!

 

Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha:
Apne bade bhai ke pair chhu rahe ho?

Ladka bola: JI BHABHI JI!

 

Funny Jokes For Girls

Boyfriend ki Dua:
Sasural mai sukhi rahena..
Mayke aaye to contact main rahena

 

Boy to Girl: Tumhari Umar kya hai?
Girl: 20 years
Boy: tum ne to 5 saal pehle bhi yahi batayi thi?
Girl: dekha ladkiyan zubaan ki Kitni pakki hoti hai.

 

TEACHER: Wo Kaun Sa Department hai Jisme Aurat Kaam Nahi Kar Sakti?
STUDENT: Fire Brigade.
TEACHER: Wo Q?
STUDENT: Aurato Ka Kaam AAG Lagana Hai, Bujhana Nahi

 

(Height of Smiley usage)
Boyfriend & girlfriend on whatsapp :

Boy: kesi ho..??
Girl: : D

Boy: missing me..?
Girl: o . O

Boy: Yaar meri tabiyat khrab hai
Girl: : O

Boy: aaj kaisa din guzra…??
Girl: : P

Boy: Busy ho…??
Girl: : \

Boy: Koi paas hai…??
Girl: naaaa : |

Boy: To kuch likh bhi de,
apne Baap ki shaklein kyu send kar rahi hai?
Girl: X (

Boy: I heard u failed in English?
Girl: Who TELLED you? It is UNpossible.. I sawED d result ystrdy… I Passed AWAY
Boy: Tu smiley hi use kar..

 

2 Ladkiya bus me seat ke liye lad rahi thi..
Conductor: Kyun lad rahi ho? Jo umar mei badi ho wo baith jaye..
Bas fir kya.. Dono poore raste khadi hi rahi.

 

True love is..
when a Boy ask the girl for a kiss
and
Girl simply close her eyes and allow
the boy for a kiss..
But
the boy kisses on the forehead and says:
I have a whole life to Do that.

 

A man was driving a car..

A fat lady on a scooty overtook him!!

Man shouted: Hey Buffalo

Lady turned back and shouted: You donkey, idiot, stupid monkey.

Suddenly she had an accident

She was hit by a buffalo crossing the road

MORAL: Ladies never understand what a Man wants to say.

 

A girlfriend pings her boyfriend on chat,
‘Call kar bc balance khtm ho gya hai!’

It took 15 minutes for the boy to understand bc means ‘BeCause’!

 

Avoid meeting your girlfriend in monsoon,

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otherwise she will become MOMsoon..

 

Mother, to her teenage daughter –
I think its right time, we should talk about s3x.
Daughter: Sure mom, what do you want to know?

 

 

Funny Jokes For Girls

A girl msgs in whatsapp group:
Guys, if I install Windows-8 of 32 bit two times then will it become 64 bit???

Other Girl in group replied:
It will also become Windows-16.

All guys left group.

 

Who is a Girl ???
A Girl is the most Beautiful part of God’s creation.
She starts compromising at a very tender age.
She sacrifices her chocolates for her brother.
Later she sacrifices her love for just a smile on her parents face.
Then After Marriage
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She takes revenge of all things from her Husband.

 

A new version of the famous lines from SILSILA Movie:

Main aur Meri Tanhaai aksar yeh Baate karte hain,
Tum hoti to aisa hota, Tum hoti to waisa hota,
AUR TUM na hoti to PAISA hota.

Dont laugh alone please pass it on..

 

Girl: Bas Kro, Kisine Dekh Liya To,
Boy: Kuch Nahi Hoga Tum Bas
Sidhi Raho, Aur Pura Dikhao,
Thoda Aur Karne Do,
Agar Nahi Dikhaya to Mein,
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Fail Ho Jauga..

 

MEN’s Depression
– Business Slow Chal raha hai.
– Payment Time pe nahin aa rahi hai.
– Telephone/Light ka bill bharna hai.
– Gharwali ko Anniversary pe Gold leke dena hai.
– Family ki baaki demands bhi poori karni hai.

WOMEN’s Depression
– Tailor se dress mangwana hai.
– Tv pe jo Loreal ki nayi Lipstick dikhayi hai, Aaj sham Market mein Uski enquiry karni hai.
– Kitty frnds ko apni nayi Fossil watch dikhani hai.
– Mall mein 50% Off Sale lagi hui hai, shopping ko jaana hai.
– Nanad se phone pe baat karni hai.
– Tupperware wali ko aaj ghar pe bulana hai.
– Aaj na jaane Pankhudi(TV show) ka kya hoga.
– Raat ko baahar se kya mangaoon khane ke liye.
– Ye mobile ki battery bhi jaldi jaldi down ho jaati hai, main kisi se zyada baat bhi nahin karti.
– Kal mandir kya pehenke jaoongi?

Aur last par dhaashoo..
– Profile Pic. change kiye 15 minute ho gaye hain.. abhi tak ek bhi like ya comment kyun nhi aaya hai.

 

Wo kya sahegi pyar ke dard ko.
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Kal activa se giri, ab tak ro rahi hai..

 

Desperation is when one boy is in a taxi,
A beautiful girl from his office texts him, ‘MOVIE TONIGHT?’

He type ‘YES’ ..
Suddenly a thief snatches his phone
through the window and instead of shouting for ‘HELP!’

He shout,
Send maar..
Send maar saale..
Phone leja magar send maar!

 

Proposal of 4th class boy to 7th class girl

Boy-I love u.

Girl-Stupid I am older than u

Boy-I am mad in your love,

Girl-Get lost

boy-Didi plzzz..set ho jao

 

Solid bezzati:
Boy: I lv u. I cnt live widout u.
Mar jaunga,
Mit jaunga,
Tere pyar me fana ho jaunga!!
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Grl: Hmm. Dekhle tujhe jaise theek lage.

 

Fact Of Life..
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Only 1% Of The Girls Become Wife
Of Their Lovers,
The Remaining Become Passwords
Of FACEBOOK And EMAIL !

Funny Jokes For Girls

BOY- ghire baadlon me teri yad ati h,
sawan k aane se teri yad aati h,
barish k bundo me teri yad ati h.

GIRL- Ha janti hu teri chhatri deni h,
Taane mat maar.

 

Epic conversation on facebook chat:

Boy: Call me darling..
GirL: Darling..:*

B: Call me honey..
G: Honey.

B: For God’s sake, ‘CALL ME’ you idiot…!>:O
G: Oh ok ok…!!

 

Attitude reloaded…

GIRL- I hate you… :-l
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BOY- What a co_incidence !!!

 

A Boy Was Going With His
GirlFriend
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Friend Asked : Who Is She….??
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Boy : My Cousin.
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The Frend Said: Last Year She
Was My Cousin.!
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Hit Like For Cousin

 

A Fact :

“A Girl Will Always Forgive And Forget

But

She Will Never Let You Forget That She Had
Forgiven And Forgotton..

 

UNKNOWN CALL-
HE:”Do u hv a bf?”
SHE:”Yes! Who r u?”
HE:”Tera bhai..Ruk kamini gahraata hu dhulai krne!”
ANOTHER UNKNOWN CALL-
HE”Do u hv a bf?”
SHE-“Oh no no! Who r u?”
HE-“I m ur bf..Cheat u broke my heart!”
SHE-“Oh darling sorry I thought u r my bro!”
HE-“Tera bhai hi hu kamini….Aaj to bas ghar aane ki der hai!”

 

Boy- movie dekhne chale??

Girl- nahi, waha tum mujhe touch karoge

boy- no!

Girl- mera hath pakdoge

boy- no

girl- to apni behan ko le ja

 

Boy :Mai 4 Saal Ka Hun Aur Tum..??
Girl : Mai Bhi 4 Saal Ki Hun..
Boy”Toh Phir Chal Na
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Girl Sharmaty Huye
Kahan..??
Boy: PoliO k Qatray Peene..

 

Attitude Of Girls :
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Jab Ladke Nahi Dekhein To:
Girl : Kutta, Dekhta Bhi Nahi..!!
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Jab Ladke Dekhein To
Girl: Dekh Kaise Kutte Ki Tarah Dekh Raha Hai..!!

 

olid Insult . . .
Bf : Pack Your Bag Sweet Heart,
I’ve Won Rs.10 crores In a
Lottery
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Gf: Wow !!!
ab ghumne London chale ya
Switzerland..?? ?
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Bf: Who Cares ???
You Just Pack Your Bag &
GET LOST..!!!

Funny Jokes For Girls

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

 

Sometimes girls pretend to not like you, when they do!
but the problem is that
Sometimes boys pretend to like you, when they don’t face-sad.png

 

My GF asked me today
For my facebook password,
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We laughed and laughed and laughed…
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Now I’m single

 

Boy- Xcuse Me
Grl- Jee Kahiye
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Boy- Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se Apko Happy Mother’s Day.

 

Girl: I Love YOU Dear..
Boy: Differnt Style Me Propos Karo
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Girl:Teri Laash ko Aag Lagane Ka
Chance Mere Bete Ko Dega Ki nahi..?

 

Girl-Kal Mera Birthday Hai,
Boy-Advance Happy Birthday
Girl-Kya Gift Dega,
Boy-Kya Chahiye,
Girl-Ring,
Boy-Ring Dunga Par Uthana Mat Balance Nahi Hai!

 

Boy: I Love you.
Girl: What if i say I Love you too?
Boy: Main khushi se jaan de dunga.
Girl: jaa nahi kehti. Jee le apni zindgi.

 

C.A Karne Wale Ki Love Story:

Me 3 Sal Ka Tha
Wo Peda Hui
Me Ne Skol Admsn Lia
Vo 2 Sal Ki Thi
Me Primary Me Tha
Vo Prp Me Thi
Me Mdl Me Tha
Wo Primary Me Thi
Main Matric Me Tha
Wo Mdl Me Thi
Mai F.A Me Tha Wo Matric Me Thi
Main C.A Me Tha
Wo FA Me Thi
Mai C.A Me Tha
Wo BA Me Thi
Mai C.A Me Tha Wo MA Me Thi..
Mai C.A Me Tha Wo M.Phil Me Thi
Me C.A Me Tha Vo Ph.D Me Thi
Me C.A Me Tha Vo Doctor Bn Gai
Kal Uski Shadi Hy Aur Mera C.A Ka Paper Hy…

 

Boy: Oh ! Iss Din Ka To Me Kab Se Intezzar Kr Rha Tha
Girl:to Me Jau?
Boy:nahi Bilkul Nhi
Girl:do You Love Me?
Boy:ha Krta Tha,krta Hu,aur Krta Rahunga
Girl:kabi Mere Saath Dhoka Karoge ?
Boy:nhi, Isse Accha To Me Mar Jau
Girl:would You Like To Kiss Me?
Boy:yes, I Like It
Girl:tum Mujhe Maroge?
Boy:nahi Me Aisa Aadmi Nhi Hu
Girl:kya Me Tum Par Vishwaas Kar Sakti Hu ?
Boy:yes
Girl:oh Darling!
(Shaddi K Baad)
Nichey Se Uppar Padho

 

The Sweetest Reaction
Of A Girl After A Fight…

Boy : Why Are You Sending Me Blank Messages??
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Girl : Because I Am Not Talking To You.. !!

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