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Insult Status, Quotes and Messages for Whatsapp

Collection of Best Insult Status, Quotes and Messages for Whatsapp, Send this messages now to person you hate most.

Insult Status For Whatsapp

I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.

I’m not laughing at you, I’m laughing with you, you’re just not laughing.

If you’re going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.

If you liked my profile, Raise up ur hands. If not, raise your standard

I like you. People say I’ve no taste, but I like you.

I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works..

Cops are looking for a missing person with messed up teeth, bad hair and an ugly retarded face. I’m worried.. Call me if your OK!

Shut up, you’ll never be the man your mother is.

If i was to kick you in the ass id give u brain damage.

Why don’t you understand me like my iPhone does??

90% of the time I say `BRB` it just means I don`t want to talk to you anymore..

has too often seen people and thought, “There goes the reason contraceptives were invented”

If they say you’re ugly, take it as a compliment. If they say you’re beautiful, take it as an insult.

I don’t insult people, I just compliment them negatively.

My dog likes you more than me. So i think we should break up.

It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.

Insult Status For Whatsapp

If I liked being called Bitch to my face I’d still be married.

roses r red violet r blue,i <3 u so much,i cant let u go of with someone that finks there fit, wen the truth is they looks like a f...ing crested dick.

It’s not that I don’t have time to discuss, but it’s just that I find you worthless for my worthwhile words.

Yo momma is so thin that her wedding ring sizes two of her fingers.

Don’t flatter yourself I was looking at your friend.

You can not help solve my problem. Because you are it.

Flirting isn’t cheating’s ugly cousin. You are.

If beauty fades you have nothing to worry about.

If you’re dating an idiot, you have found your perfect match.

If you were twice as smart, you’d still be stupid.

I hear when you were a child your mother wanted to hire somebody to take care of you, but the mafia wanted too much.

Out of 100,000 sperm, you were the fastest?

You look ugly when you cry, much more when you don’t.

Can you do me a favor? Take a picture of yourself, and send it to me. I am playing cards and seem to be missing the Joker.

Its difficult to decide which side to slap first when person in front of you is a two sided person.

He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.

Are your parents siblings? 20 Want to tell that your attitude doesn’t fit on your toilet face.

You’re so ugly you make onions cry.

Rose are red Violets are blue I have five fingers, And the middle one is for you.

Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.

Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her driving license.

I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with you, I’m just saying that I am more of a composed lady as compared to you.

Athena Rivera 86 Your family tree must be a cactus. Everyone in it is a prick.

Wow I can tell that was the smartest thing you’ve ever said. And trust me that was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!

Envy me, rate me, bottom line: You aren’t me.

If brains are considered money, you would be a charity case.

Who do you think you’re? Stink bug.

Oh, look! The garbage truck is coming! You better hide! Submitted by: name 6 You make me want to eat s*** every time I see you.

When I say I can’t, I clearly mean it. When I say I don’t it’s true so don’t keep repeating on your nonsense question.

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