Funny And Crazy Status for Whatsapp

Here is our collection of Funny And Crazy Status for Whatsapp, set a new status today or share with your friends, spread laughter. Enjoy

Funny And Crazy Status for Whatsapp

I love my job when I am holidaying.

I just need two holidays a year that last six months each.

Love they neighbor, but make sure you don’t get caught.

I am never in a bad mood, its people around me that suck.

Do you know the root cause of your divorce? Marriage.

I never lie, I am a fiction speaker.

Fake people care about their status, real people give a damn.

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guys.

Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror.

In love you have to listen before you feel.

You can hire someone to help you build muscles, but they can’t do push-ups for you.

When you are tired and done and feel like giving up remember why you never gave it up for so long.

When you are scared of something, step into the unknown.

How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.

That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another.

I drink to make other people interesting.

When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.

She’s so fake, if you look behind her neck. I bet it says “Made in china”.

80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

People say, you can’t live without love…I think oxygen is more important.

Nothing is over until you stop trying.

I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people.

When nothing goes right..!! Go left.

I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.

If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!

I know i am something, Because god doesn’t create garbage.

When i was born..Devil said..”Oh Shit..!! Competition”.

I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.

Born to express not to impress.

Sometimes it’s easier to pretend you don’t care, than to admit it’s killing you.

The road to success is always under construction.

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

Had a really great “Night Out” last night, According to my police report.

If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in a good position to kiss my ass!

I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.

Not every goodbye is painful like a ”goodbye class” from teacher!!

There are two kinds of friendship, Friends forever or Friends for never!!:)

Go where you are celebrated not tolerated!

When you stop chasing, they start noticing!

If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbours are not.

If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do, so throw off the bowlines, sail away from safe harbor, catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore, Dream, Discover.

If a man whistles at you, don’t turn around. You are a lady not a dog.

God made coke. God made Pepsi. God made me. Oh so sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well…we all make mistakes

Person you love is 72.8% water.

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

You remind me of my Chinese friend…Ug Lee

Funny And Crazy Status for Whatsapp

A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you’re finished.

You just have to learn to forget about the people, who forgot about you.

People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.

Everyone is someone’s dream and you were mine.

People know you for what you’ve done, not for what you plan to do.

You may not love me like I love you,You may not care for me like I care for you But if you ever need me, I will always be around for you.

WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!

If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?

Life is Short – Chat Fast!

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.

Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.

There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

I love my job only when I’m on vacation

If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark

I don’t get older, I level up.

I’m not fat, I’m just easy to see.

I’m great in bed; I can sleep for days.

I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you’ll need me to complete your picture.

A politician is a fellow who will lay your life down for his country.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

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Don’t drink while driving – you will spill the beer.

I’m so cool, ice cubes get jealous.

The only reason I’m fat is because a tiny body cannot store all this personality.

They keep saying the right person will come along. I think mine was hit by a truck…

Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.

WHY whenever I sit down to work, someone wakes me up?

The first 40 years of your childhood are always the hardest.

It’s never too late to go wrong.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire.

Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn’t stop the rain but allows us to keep going.

If you love a woman, you shouldn’t be ashamed to show her to your wife.

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

When you fall, I will be there to catch you – With love, the floor.

Retirement at 65 is ridiculous. When I was 65 I still had pimples.

If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk.

No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.

I hate how chocolate melts in my hand I mean am I that hot?

Sarcasm: A literary device for identifying the stupid.

I have been to many places but my goal is to go everywhere.

I’m trying to think how I can think of what I want to think.

Love is relentless, and so am I.

If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.

Alcohol kills brain cells. But not all of them – only those, which refuse to drink.

I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.

Toilet paper: highly useful, yet inappropriate as a gift.

At the end of the day, life should ask us, Do you want to save the changes?

I’m sorry that I’m not updating my whatsapp status, my cat ate my mouse.

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

When people tell me I gonna regret that in morning, I will sleep till noon.

And for the rest of his life he saw the brick flying at him.

Attitude: I work hard. At avoiding work.

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